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Grand Theft Auto: Motor City

I swear that you'd think this came out of GTA: San Andreas, but nope, it happened right here in the D! All I can say is "WTF?". Seriously, RockStar Games should consider making the next GTA about Detroit.


http://www.freep.com/news/locway/shoot7e_20050607.htm


Teen, bleeding on stretcher, shot dead in Detroit

Youth wounded, later finished off

June 7, 2005

BY AMBER HUNT MARTIN and BEN SCHMITT
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITERS

He lay on a stretcher racked with bullets and screaming for help. Then the masked man returned with a bigger gun to finish the job.

As paramedics frantically stripped 17-year-old Billie Rutledge to find the first series of bullet wounds and try to save his life, the man, now armed with a shotgun, walked up to the driveway on Omira in northern Detroit. He ordered paramedics to step aside.

With that, he leveled the shotgun at Rutledge, as the paramedics fled, and blasted the teen early Saturday morning in the top of the head.

Police are investigating whether Rutledge was killed because he knew too much or was connected to a March 12 slaying in Detroit.

Comments

Audrey said…
I don't actually have anything to say about this post. What can you say? It's fucking Detroit. Great place to raise your kids.

My only comment is thanks for the great sex last night. It was pretty hot.
mattybinks said…
I think you're right. Grand Theft Auto: Motor City would be bad ass! Can you imagine all the 3d ruins and scary subdivisions they could create? I'd buy a PS3 just for that game alone!
Anonymous said…
they'd also gotta put in grosse pointe just so you could mess with the snobby old rich people

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