Awful commercials already hit on this one, but someone at Enterprise needs to do some math - is "Moose" going to his 12 year class reunion? Do they have 12 year reunions? (I'm asking this because my high school class has never had a class reunion. Seriously, not one.)
Speaking of which, you're telling me no one noticed the green Enterprise sticker on the bumper when "Moose" pulls the Caddy up to the curb? I'd think someone who's shallow enough to think "Moose" has made it because he pulls up in a Caddy would check.