Here are a few examples to get you going:
- MySpace: "I need friends." (alternate is "Check out my rack/pecs!")
- Blogger: "Because no one cares."
- Flickr: "Stalking you and your new boyfriend/girlfriend/family since 2004!"
- Digg: "News for the 'white & nerdy'."
- Facebook: "No, Dad, I won't let you see my profile."
- YouTube: "Miss it on TV? Chances are we have it here illegally!"
- Wikipedia: "Who needs accuracy?"
Of course, this is another installment of the Friday Night Fun series and is supposed to be, well, fun. Enjoy and feel free to add your comments!